Recalling "Man Men" scene in which Sal inadvertently outs himself to his wife by excitedly riffing on Ann-Margret's closing scene from "Bye-Bye Birdie," I stayed up to watch the 1963 musical on Turner Classic Movies.
The young A-M's loveliness didn't quite save the movie from its cornball Middle-America take on "teen culture." Many of the songs were lame, although "Put on a Happy Face" and "Kids Today" were strong numbers. A-M, a bit broad in the beam, sizzled in the dance number of "A Lot of Living to Do."
My favorite part was Paul Lynde, a prototype for Sal, as A-M's dad. Like many others, I during childhood thrilled to Lynde's snarky performances on "Hollywood Squares" and "Bewitched," seeing him as a blast of anarchy in brain-numbing TV land.
Also interesting in "Bye-Bye Birdie" is a brunette Janet Leigh, dancing and singing so soon after her terrifying turn in "Psycho." Dick Van Dyke, who also starred in the Broadway musical and had just begun his hit TV show "The Dick Van Dyke Show," is curiously understated, especially in comparison with Lynde's typically hammy, over-the-top performance.
Other performers of note are Bobby Rydell, and the guy who played Gilbert in "Leave It to Beaver," glimpsed as part of the kids dancing. Jesse Pearson is OK as the swaggering lout Conrad Birdie, apparently a takeoff on Conway Twitty. For some reason, Pearson's career died after the movie.
Also playing a bit role is the kid who played the young bluecoat Rusty in "Rin-Tin-Tin." Ed Sullivan, the king of Sunday night TV, has a long cameo role. In short, the movie, with all of its cloying parts, is a baby-boomer feast.
An eerie moment comes when a Russian ballet boss salutes "Jack Kennedy," the movie came out just months before JFK's assassination brought an end to an era. In many ways, "Bye-Bye Birdie" is a relic of that era, seeking to evoke an American "innocence" that it probably never had.
"Bye-Bye Birdie," part of Robert Osborne's night of '50s and '60s teen music flicks, followed "Rock Around the Clock," featuring performances by the groundbreaking Bill Haley and the Comets. The Comets' numbers sizzle with energy and passion, compared with the pallid would-be rock numbers in "Bye-Bye Birdie."
Although "Bye-Bye Birdie" was made seven years after "Rock Around the Clock," the Comets' performances still feel revolutionary. "Birdie" is more accomplished, stylized and polished, its music pleasant and unthreatening, archetypes of the fading popular Broadway musical. The Comets' wails are the true sound of youth rebellion.
Representing the R&B tradition are numbers by the Platters, with their spin-tingling tenor Tony Williams and the intriguing female backup singer Zola Taylor, who appeared with four male voices. The Platters' vocals on songs like "The Great Pretender" provided the lead for backup music which was essentially rhythm guitar and rhythm piano, both playing a simple three-chord progression.
Too bad it was too late for me to stay up to catch Elvis in "Jail House Rock." That scene when he and the prisoners do "Jailhouse Rock," with the screen cut into several recangular cellblocks through which Elvis moves with jungle-cat grace, is one of the best in movie history.